Author Archives: generallucifer

199. Open Book

Eggs. Beans. Hash browns. Toast. And I’m blushing… Spam. I sometimes even have a full fat Coke. The thing is, when you’ve been blundering around in the dark since 4.30am, breakfast at 8.30am is more like lunch when you’ve skipped … Continue reading

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198. Blunt Force Trauma

There’s been a lot of redundancies round here of late. People who’ve been here seemingly forever suddenly gone, faces older than the factory itself disappearing discretely with a sagging cardboard box filled with their bits of old crap and a … Continue reading

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197. The Wife of Brian

Another Monday. I’m keeping my head down, creeping from cover to cover, filing cabinets and cupboards and other assorted items of office furniture, heading for my desk. I’m avoiding that most horrible ritual at the start of any week – … Continue reading

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196. Virtual Reality Check

I am calm. There is a job on my desk but it sits there, untouched, as I stare out of the window. It is early – just before seven – and the office is mostly empty. I have the windows … Continue reading

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195. Liver ‘n’ Let Die.

I am stood in the office kitchenette, staring at a slowly boiling kettle. I am hung over again. I’ve tried cutting back on my drinking lately, but the overwhelming horror of the mundane has sent me hurrying back to the … Continue reading

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Sound Guys & Sticky Carpets

The podcast is here! Follow the link below to download and listen to our first podcast, and find out what the Hell this picture is about. Hope you like it. SOUND GUYS & STICKY CARPETS

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THE dysFUNCTION ROOM PODCAST

We can’t all get down the pub, can we? There’s always something that gets in the way – work, family, an inconvenient criminal conviction for dog-bothering. So what’s the alternative? Well, this weekend I’m starting a podcast with my mates, … Continue reading

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