Monthly Archives: March 2017


We can’t all get down the pub, can we? There’s always something that gets in the way – work, family, an inconvenient criminal conviction for dog-bothering. So what’s the alternative? Well, this weekend I’m starting a podcast with my mates, … Continue reading

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194. The Gear Hunter

It is midday and I want a cigarette. I don’t smoke cigarettes. I might have mentioned it before, how I sometimes crave things I’ve not had in a long time, things like Walker’s Spicy Tomato flavour Snaps, Ice Pops, anal … Continue reading

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