Monthly Archives: October 2014

135. Office Brian in Nineteen Tweets

1. I’m not enjoying the Office Brian today. Then again, it’s impossible to enjoy the Office Brian… because he’s cunt. 2. Office Brian won two grand in the lottery syndicate. Asked what he’d do with it, he replied, ‘buy gold’. … Continue reading

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134. Space Walk

I didn’t realise my knackered Fiat Punto can actually do eighty miles an hour. Under other circumstances I might marvel at this milometer milestone but at the time I’m sweating with fear, screaming at other cars to get out of … Continue reading

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133. Krapatoa, Beast of Java

I’m very proud to announce I won the category of Best Writing on a Blog at The Blog North Awards 2014. I’d like to thank everyone who voted, and also thanks to the organisers  of such a great event. Here’s … Continue reading

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132. Clock Springs

Hey Dave. What you doing? Drawing. Yeah? I didn’t know you could draw. There’s a lot you don’t know about me, Luci. I’m a man of many talents. I have no doubt about that whatsoever. You draw a lot? Yeah, … Continue reading

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