Monthly Archives: June 2010

81. The Big Man.

For some people, size matters. For some people it’s the only thing that matters. If it’s not XL, XXL or XXXL then it’s not worth having. These people are usually men, usually big men. They can’t drive a Fiesta. No, … Continue reading

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80. Oracle of the Follicle.

I was in the toilet. Again. Maybe I should set up a little stall selling aftershave and rubber johnnies. I might as well make some extra money from all the time I spend in there. Can’t see Soulless Boss liking … Continue reading

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