Monthly Archives: April 2010

78. Shadow of his former self…

*ring ring* “Hello? No, Cheryl, I’ve not got time to see him. He’s in reception? I don’t care if he’s in bed with the wife, I haven’t got time.” *ring ring* “Hello. Look, the office furniture is being delivered on … Continue reading

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77. Good lost cause…

Bored. I’m never bored when I’ve nothing to do. I can always think of something. No, I’m bored when I’m given something boring to do. Such as work. Reprographics is boring. Really, really boring. When someone asks me what I … Continue reading

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76. Tweed Weekend part 2

I awoke. Did a quick check. Still in the same place I went to sleep? Check. Still got all my hair and eyebrows? Check. Arse virginity still intact? (no blood in the underpants, etc) Check. Good. I’d been right to … Continue reading

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75. Tweed Weekend part 1

“Did you have a good weekend, Lucifer?” “Yeah. Really good, actually, OhSeeDee.” “What did you get up to then?” “I was down London.” “Hmm. Don’t like Southerners much. What did you see while you were down there?” “Mostly I saw … Continue reading

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