Monthly Archives: January 2010

66. I know what you’ve been doing!

It was a really busy day. The studio was stacked out with work. Account Executives would burs through the door every five minutes demanding their job get top priority, and the phone didn’t stop nagging. Soulless Boss was running in … Continue reading

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65. Bedhead.

I’ve swapped shifts. I usually work alongside OhSeeDee. He’s a bit obsessive about things, but he’s ok. Today I’m working opposite Jinnero. Let’s take a look at him. Ginger hair, for a start. Really thick, kept short, makes his head … Continue reading

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64. Smell a Rat

Some sights are far from welcome on a Thursday morning at six. Sights such as Sewer Rat. Sewer Rat is a print assistant. He’s in his fifties, with a wizened face, bald head, giant ears, and big, sharp buck teeth. … Continue reading

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63. Who Dares Whinnies.

“Now then, Scorcher. What’s that you’re reading?” “How do, Lucifer. Just reading here in the paper about our boys.” “Your boys? I didn’t know you had kids, Scorcher.” “I don’t.” “Oh. Well, what the fuck are you on about then?” … Continue reading

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62. Operation Superlesbian

The Shadow was interviewing people for jobs in the mailroom. He was on the board of directors. He didn’t have a soul. He was sly, sneaky, underhand, ruthless. Nothing made him happier than screaming at a member of his staff … Continue reading

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61. A Little Romance

Dogsbody stood at the end of the enclosing machine. Scratching his arse. Yawning. Staring at nothing. Every thirty seconds or so he would shovel up the personalised envelopes that churned out of the machine and cram them into a box. … Continue reading

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60. Roadkiller Heels

*Ring ring* “Hello, this is Cardboard Supervisor.” “Cardboard, this is God.” God owns the factory, everything in it, and the grubby souls of all the people who take his shilling. “God! What a surprise, sir! Hahaha! How are you this … Continue reading

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